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Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of ...

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Dog named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has ...

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...

Difference between a cat and a dog…

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry ...

rabbits chased by wolf

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a ...

horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie ...

Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...