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Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in ...

The Cow and the Chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) ...

football fan to rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other ...

womens monthly pain

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his ...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

Why does a cow wear a bell?

Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!

Two neighbors had been fighting each other…

Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use ...

Some cows view each day as the last roundup…

Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day ...

There were two cows in a paddock…

There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."And the ...