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Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in ...

football fan to rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other ...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

Without a horn

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish ...

Application to Live in Kentucky

Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________--_____________________________________Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):______________________________________Mamma:_________________________Neck Shade: ...

Redneck hero

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when a Rottweiler attacks one. Thinking quickly, the other boy ...

A redneck cowboy

On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy comes ridding into town on his horse with his dog following. ...

Biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After ...

A shave and a shine

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair, and said, "I'll have a shave and a ...

A cowboy and his horse

A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now which ...