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Lawyer, police man, doctor

3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint ...

Clinton mortgage application

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. So you want to buy the old Rye Brook place, that's 2.2 million, and with ...

Percy the Border Collie Dog Runs for Congress

FLORIDA - In a satirical protest against the political establishment, Percy the dog is running for congress in Florida against ...

A First in American Politics

The "Right-Reverend" Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel Reynolds to the Rainbow/Push Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the ...

Republican — Democrat

Politics: It all really just boils down to this: Issue: Criminals: Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift ...

The Speech The Prez Should Have Given II

My fellow Americans, I have just spent six hours doing a very difficult, almost impossible thing-explaining sex to Ken Starr. ...

Webster’s Clintonese

"My fellow citizens" = "Suckers" "I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots" "goals" = "lies" "broad-based contributions" = ...

Warranty Card On Purchased Goverment Official [tm}

Dear Special Interest, Congratulations on the purchase of your genuine Government Official[tm]. With regular maintenance your Government Official[tm] should provide ...

An Early Peek at Clinton’s

"Members of Congress...people of America.... I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, ...

The Executive and the Homeless Bum

A militant homeless man sits down to ask for change in a city park. ¡°Some people have everything, and I ...