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Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...

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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

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Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

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Grape and Elephant

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little ...

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elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

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Tarzania

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the ...

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Tarzania II

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a ...

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Elephants

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

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Elephants III

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe ...

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